Brutal Panda Records
COUCH SLUT - Vice Presidential Unwelcome - Beige T-Shirt
COUCH SLUT - Vice Presidential Unwelcome - Beige T-Shirt
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COUCH SLUT drop this double-sided new shirt in honor of one politician's alleged love for soft, cozy furniture. Features front and back prints with a photo of the band's practice space on the back.
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I lived with two addicts, only one of whom (the sociopath) survived, and all I got was this opportunistic t-shirt suggesting vice presidential candidate JD Vance had sex with my couch and I named my band after him.*
*He did have sex with the couch.
*He did have sex with the couch.
Please note: While most items are in stock, due to high demand, this item may be made to order. In that case, the estimated ship date of this item is an extra 2-4 weeks. If you order other items along with this, the entire order will not ship until all items are available. We will notify you ASAP if there is a delay in your order.
